Slackman - (Chris Slack)

Member since January 23, 2014

Habs fan since: 1992
Favorite current player: Brendan Gallagher
All-time favorite player: Chris Nilan

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Recent Comments

  • Comment on Habs’ Subban expects arbitrator to decide on his contract (2014-08-01 14:54:53)
    Man the trolls ate crawling out from their cesspool in droves! PK hates MT! PK hates montreal! PK likes Toronto. THE TRUTH IS COMING OUT GUYS.
  • Comment on Habs’ Subban expects arbitrator to decide on his contract (2014-08-01 12:43:52)
    Does pk play for the leafs yet?
  • Comment on Best wishes from HIO to young Habs fan battling meningitis (2014-07-29 12:39:17)
    Get well soon little buddy! You might be cheering for the habs but we're all cheering for you!
  • Comment on Eighth HI/O summit planned for Nov. 29th (2014-07-17 19:27:08)
    Im with UCE. I'm not as articulate as he is so ill just say soccer is about as exciting as watching NOTHING HAPPEN TO NOBODY IN PARTICULAR. it's like watching grass grow. paint dry. I'd rather contemplate where farts go when they stop being stinky... or ponder why "w' is called double u when in reality it looks more like 2 v's. The French are on the ball with this one!! sorry if i've offended the soccer dudes (on the hockey forum no less) but yeah i can't stomach 90 minutes of divas prancing around hamming it up when some other diva brushes by him, lightly grazing his elbow (you soccer players probably understand how this can be excruciating.) Just thought i'd weigh in even though you probably don't care about what i say anyways. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "A Gypsy mutant industrial vacuum cleaner dances about a mysterious night time camp fire. Festoons. Dozens of imported castanets, clutched by the horrible suction of its heavy duty hose, waving with marginal erotic abandon in the midnight autumn air."
  • Comment on Habs development camp underway in Brossard (VIDEO) (2014-07-08 19:14:46)
    Hey man. I agree PK is a more dynamic player than Weber but you got it all wrong. The only OT goal against the Bruins was scored by Mr. Dale "The Weisanator" Weise. When PK hammered that lazorhowlitzer into the net and made Rask look like a lanky buck-toothed idiot, the Bruins still won that one. 4-2 the final. That was the Habs second goal. It was awesome, but not what you claimed. JUS SAYIN. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "A Gypsy mutant industrial vacuum cleaner dances about a mysterious night time camp fire. Festoons. Dozens of imported castanets, clutched by the horrible suction of its heavy duty hose, waving with marginal erotic abandon in the midnight autumn air."
  • Comment on Habs development camp underway in Brossard (VIDEO) (2014-07-08 12:47:57)
    Let's forget about Tavares... let's move on... He will never be a hab
  • Comment on Subban and Eller file for salary arbitration (2014-07-07 07:59:39)
    Why do so many here hate Michel Therrien so much? I understand he probably speaks differently then you do, and this is obviously a major flaw... but aside from this GLARING UNFORGIVEABLE DEFAULT...why does he get such a bad rep? What is all this hubbub about him "making so and so a better person"? I don't get it. If he's so horrible, and nobody wants to be coached by him (obviously)...how the heck has he coached his team to the playoffs twice, once to have ECF. Maybe I'm missing ssomething ....
  • Comment on Former Hab Ryan White looking for a new team (2014-07-05 01:04:55)
    Theres a chance the Als get Sam??!! ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "A Gypsy mutant industrial vacuum cleaner dances about a mysterious night time camp fire. Festoons. Dozens of imported castanets, clutched by the horrible suction of its heavy duty hose, waving with marginal erotic abandon in the midnight autumn air."
  • Comment on Former Hab Ryan White looking for a new team (2014-07-05 01:02:55)
    See ya Mighty Whitey. : * ) Heart and soul guy. Wish him great success....remeber this?! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyQWXlvUTnw ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "A Gypsy mutant industrial vacuum cleaner dances about a mysterious night time camp fire. Festoons. Dozens of imported castanets, clutched by the horrible suction of its heavy duty hose, waving with marginal erotic abandon in the midnight autumn air."
  • Comment on Habs invite 50 players to development camp (2014-07-03 18:07:53)
    BOKONDJI IMAMA. I could say his name over and over and over.... If ever he's a Hab, we fans should bow everytime we here his name. Like SHIKAKA! in Ace Ventura. Wouldn't that be cool? ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "A Gypsy mutant industrial vacuum cleaner dances about a mysterious night time camp fire. Festoons. Dozens of imported castanets, clutched by the horrible suction of its heavy duty hose, waving with marginal erotic abandon in the midnight autumn air."