2mins4lookinsooogood - (Cornelius Van Horne)

Member since March 31, 2011

Kingston

Habs fan since: 2nd period game 2, 71 vs Boston
Favorite current player: Lars Eller
All-time favorite player: Mike McPhee

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"Don't crush that dwarf Alex Henry, hand me the pliers"

Recent Comments

  • Comment on Eller returns as Habs prepare to face Lightning (2014-04-15 11:40:34)
    Sorry Friends, but I have some very, very bad news. After reading many of the posts and consulting with the Internet, I have learned that Jon Cooper is 14 feet tall and has never lost a hockey game. Apparently in the last 4 wins for Tampa, the other team not only didn't actually show up, they sent an emissary with a large pile of money, some barrels of Chianti and their first born draft choice. On the other hand, Michel Therrien has never won a single game in the NHL. NOT ONE! ... I know that sounds so incredibly far fetched but it is true since it is repeated here by some many posters. I for one am going to hide under a pile of sweaters a la Homer Simpson until Therrien is fired and Orpik finally does right by Boston and gets beaten up by Thornton, thus resulting in a return to the Earth's natural harmony. "Don't crush that dwarf Alex Henry, hand me the pliers"
  • Comment on Price among Habs not making trip to Chicago (with video) (2014-04-09 09:04:31)
    Robert Lang ... as went his old Achilles, so went the team "Don't crush that dwarf Alex Henry, hand me the pliers"
  • Comment on ‘We’re ready for the playoffs,’ Habs coach Therrien says (2014-04-05 16:25:34)
    We are not worthy ... all fawning aside UCE, this is the best explanation for the Habs version of the universal phenomenon that we hire/hang out with those we know/are like us. Integrated schools/teams still reveal similar cultures/races hanging out together - rare is the social butterfly like a Warren Cromartie who was omnisocial ... A good discussion for a rainy no-hockey day in August perhaps? "Don't crush that dwarf Alex Henry, hand me the pliers"
  • Comment on ‘We’re ready for the playoffs,’ Habs coach Therrien says (2014-04-05 14:58:22)
    Encore une autre "chill pill" mes amis ... Perhaps we should consider "ready for the playoffs" in Therrienese (like Mandarin but with less soy sauce and more wing sauce) means that as a team, they are "emotionally" ready for the battle of the playoffs, not that they are fully locked down defensively. The tighter hind quarters work will start tonight, and for this last week, with a great test in a depleted but talented Hawks team in the middle. "Don't crush that dwarf Alex Henry, hand me the pliers"
  • Comment on ‘We’re ready for the playoffs,’ Habs coach Therrien says (2014-04-05 13:48:49)
    Not possible - it was Tom Wilson, the dream boy of HIO ... couldn't be anything than great, and what hockey is all about ... don't you feel like apologizing now HiB? "Don't crush that dwarf Alex Henry, hand me the pliers"
  • Comment on Budaj to start for Habs vs. Sens; Beaulieu called up after Murray suspended 3 games (2014-04-04 12:46:07)
    Krob, I understand your point but the best play for the Habs is to play like Kulemin of the leafs/Russian Olympic team. They Sens won't back off if you dress tough guys, it just makes then goonier. Neil Kassian et al will always try to hit ...forget the borderline infractions, don't let things get personal. "Don't crush that dwarf Alex Henry, hand me the pliers"
  • Comment on Budaj to start for Habs vs. Sens; Beaulieu called up after Murray suspended 3 games (2014-04-04 11:48:54)
    I know this won't be a popular opinion with some, but obsessing over a goon match with Ottawa is pointless. The "line brawl" was a situational element in a heated playoff series and provoked by a peeved Ryan White at a very inopportune time. You dress Parros and bring up goons (not that you could with the limited 4? callups rule) and you are asking a goon show against a team that is frustrated and knows that they are out of it. Play a cool, faceless game, roll your 4 lines, get your two points and move on home. "Don't crush that dwarf Alex Henry, hand me the pliers"
  • Comment on Budaj to start for Habs vs. Sens; Beaulieu called up after Murray suspended 3 games (2014-04-03 15:41:28)
    I am with you but boy would the cost be dear ... I think you have an easier time with Kesler but the package would start with Eller (AFTER he has a good playoff as the 'Nucks need to replace some of the size/skill down the middle) and Beaulieu and ... "Don't crush that dwarf Alex Henry, hand me the pliers"
  • Comment on About last night … (2014-03-30 11:47:31)
    That's ok Timo, they will have to ... TV is clear that he wants to go to free agency so he will only consider a habs offer after the playoffs when he has a good picture of how the "contest' is shaping up. "Don't crush that dwarf Alex Henry, hand me the pliers"
  • Comment on About last night … (2014-03-30 11:45:14)
    If the topic du jour is re-signing Vanek against all Mary Tyler Moore odds, forgive this editied repost from last night (sans snark) : For all the Next Generation fans, (c’mon, you’re on a computer on a Saturday night, who ya kiddin’) having Vanek in the lineup is like a gift from Q, “here is a glimpse of your future Jean Luc Picard (Marc Bergevin) if you had a second power forward … or, back to the future, and a same day shout out to the Dunboyne/Lizard King, this is what we had 25 years ago with Stephane Richer in his prime – and no, Gary Leeman doesn’t count. I just hope that the 64 million dollar deal is on the table, and if MV goes somewhere else, so be it, hopefully it is respectively noted that the money is there (for others who might be Mr. Congeniality). "Don't crush that dwarf Alex Henry, hand me the pliers"