2mins4lookinsooogood - (Cornelius Van Horne)

Member since March 31, 2011

Kingston

Habs fan since: 2nd period game 2, 71 vs Boston
Favorite current player: Lars Eller
All-time favorite player: Mike McPhee

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"Don't crush that dwarf Alex Henry, hand me the pliers"

Recent Comments

  • Comment on Habs acquire Oilers defenceman Jeff Petry and Sabres forward Brian Flynn (2015-03-02 10:57:14)
    we trade for him and let him sell cigarettes outside the Bell Centre ... "Don't crush that dwarf Alex Henry, hand me the pliers"
  • Comment on Jack Todd: Canadiens could win the Stanley Cup (2015-03-02 08:02:33)
    Burly, maybe watching Fla beat his team yesterday showed Yzerman that Boston is going to be out and as you suggest, the pick (this year at least) moves up. "Don't crush that dwarf Alex Henry, hand me the pliers"
  • Comment on Maple Leafs vs. Canadiens preview: Gonchar returns to lineup for Habs (2015-02-27 15:41:46)
    One of the challenges in the hot house of trade talk reporting is deciphering the truth behind the headline "Matheson also wrote earlier this week that the Canadiens reportedly offered their 2013 first-round pick Michael McCarron to the Coyotes for defenceman Zbynek Michalek. " On the surface, that leads you to believe that: MB' Hey Maloney, if we give you McCarron, would you part with Michalek?" but is it actually MB: Hey Maloney what you want for Michalek? Maloney" Well I would want some young controllable players, like DLR, Andrighetto, Maccarron MB; Well we might part with McCarron but haven't decided if your asking price is right ... thanks for calling" ... Basically anybody might be offered since the potential return is at least as good but we don't really know the context so I always take it with a grain of salt ... "Don't crush that dwarf Alex Henry, hand me the pliers"
  • Comment on Maple Leafs vs. Canadiens preview: Gonchar returns to lineup for Habs (2015-02-27 14:06:42)
    +81 "Don't crush that dwarf Alex Henry, hand me the pliers"
  • Comment on Maple Leafs vs. Canadiens preview: Gonchar returns to lineup for Habs (2015-02-27 13:32:40)
    I hate Brian Burke. Hate. Not for his swashbuckling, rumpled truculence, not for his smug talking up of how great he was, how hard he worked for the team. I hate Brian Burke for trading to get Dion Phaneuf. His constant and pathetic wheedling resulted in Sutter ridding himself of a top minute, locker room loathed, high price and offensively diminishing player for a medley of castoffs and extra pieces from a terrible team. This has emboldened far too many fans on internet boards to propose any series of trades under the same concept. "We trade the guys we don't like, that are terrible, for another team's star or better yet, still trying to find themselves star - we are really going them a favour since they are so horrible, the player we think is awful (Tinordi) would do great there. A 19 year old centre who has 14 points in 37 AHL games is going to displace our best centre in last year's playoffs, so therefore another team will give us (Yakupov)." It never stops ... it is like a pox, infecting the sane "sure another team would love to have Parenteau and wlll give us Vermette ..." I hate Brian Burke "Don't crush that dwarf Alex Henry, hand me the pliers"
  • Comment on Maple Leafs vs. Canadiens preview: Gonchar returns to lineup for Habs (2015-02-27 13:21:35)
    And Pateryn will be one way contact money protected against bottom feeders, correct? "Don't crush that dwarf Alex Henry, hand me the pliers"
  • Comment on About last night … (2015-02-27 11:49:08)
    50 contract limit eh Burly ? "Don't crush that dwarf Alex Henry, hand me the pliers"
  • Comment on About last night … (2015-02-27 00:02:44)
    In the fail upward mode, when Nonis gets canned, the white smoke wafts up Bremmner Blvd and Dreger becomes the assistant GM ... with the responsibility of purveying the same glassy eyed "insider" bunk to the gullible "flag in car window" fans. "We are really happy with Tyler Bozak, but there has been a lot of interest as befits a number one centre, so we are listening to all the offers but not actively shopping him, though the offers are tempting and increasing all the time ..." "Don't crush that dwarf Alex Henry, hand me the pliers"
  • Comment on About last night … (2015-02-26 23:51:00)
    Yeah, but isn't there some sort of karmic distortion that it occured after a goal to Chris ffff nnnn Krieder right after the 4 officials blew a 4 minute high sticking call against the Rags? That there is like an episode of Lost ... who knows what manner of hades has been unleashed? "Don't crush that dwarf Alex Henry, hand me the pliers"
  • Comment on About last night … (2015-02-26 23:44:53)
    Friends, Romans, HIO Members, heed the words of our esteemed Bard, John Bellyfull ... "enough with Eller" The cold war kremlin tea leaf reading as it pertains to how Lars may or may not have raised his eyebrow during a shift has become truly hysterical. Love, Hate or Meh him, the mania about our sturdy Dane is taking on the trappings of teen age Twilight fan fiction angst ... There is way too much parsing of each shift to see if he is up, down, in the mix, on his way to palookaville, surpassed by a 19 year old or trending down on his mendicino. He was given a 4 year contract to be the 3rd line centre - with that security a team that is doing as well as the Habs has the chance to try to see if he can make it as a wing, put DLR out at 3rd line centre for an extended look, give Devo a full range of shifts to see how things develop and basically do what ever they want. Eller wouldn't say sh!t if he had a mouthful ... he will soldier on an when the playoffs start he will be the third line centre - he won't be going to Hamilton (seriously?) and won't be traded until some other GM truly panics. "Don't crush that dwarf Alex Henry, hand me the pliers"