Lists, lists and more lists.
Pre-season predictions, fantasy picks, all-time this, Top 10 that …
Let’s cut to the chase.
Hunkalicious Habs.
Promising out source anonymity, Habs Inside/Out askedsomeone of the x-chromosome persuasion to pick the Canadiens who float her boat.
We asked her to provide capsule descriptions of each choice, along with the player’s best sartorial options and an ideal assignation.
Lest you think Habs I/O has gone tabloid trash or gratuitously prurient, not we’re not alone in featuring sex on skates.
The latest edition of La Semaine, a glossy Quebec magazine, features 12 pages on Alex Kovalev. He’s bare-chested on the cover and wearing a wet tee-shirt – we’re not making this up; see photo – in the giant centrefold.
Is Kovy our girl’s numero uno?
Read on.
1. Mike Komisarek: "Tall, blonde, boyish smile and oodles of charm. What more could you ask for?
Age: 26
Marital status: Single
Hair: Blonde
Eyes: Blue
Would look good in: "No one waers jeans and a tee-shirt like Komo."
Dream date: "Drinks in a dark corner of a bar, followed by a midnight walk on Mount Royal.
2. Alex Kovalev: "Sexy, sexy, sexy. Add a suit and he’s pretty much James Bond."
Age: 35
Marital status: Married, with children
Hair: Blonde
Eyes: Blue
Would look good in: "Armani, Dolce & Gabbana, whatever"
Dream date: "Flying lessons and a picnic wherever it’s safe to land"
3. Christopher Higgins: "Smart, funny and gorgeous"
Age: 25
Marital status: Single
Hair: Light brown
Eyes: Dark brown
Would look good in: "As little as possible"
Dream date: "I’d like to oput that Ivy League education (Yale) to the test, so maybe the Montreal Museum of Fine Arts, then go the other way and hit a bolwing alley for some beers and serious competition"
4. Guy Carbonneau: "Had to give Coach the number four spot because nothing is hotter than a confident man and Carbo exudes confidence"
Age: 48
Marital status: Married, grandfather
Hair: Salt ‘n’ pepper
Eyes: Gray
Would look good in: "Evening wear"
Dream date: "Cooking dinner together, with great music and superb wine"
5. Bob Gainey: "Cool as a cucumber, style out the yin-yangand irresistible charisma"
Age: 55
Marital status: Widower, adult children
Hair: Light brown
Eyes: Gray-green
Would look good in: "Exactly what he wears: button-down shirts, vests, newsboy cap"
Dream date: "Dinner and a movie – classic, just like Gainey"
6. Carey Price: "Tall, strong and morphing from goofy to handsome"
Age: 21
Marital status: Single
Hair: Brown
Eyes: Brown
Would look good in: "Full-on cowboy gear: Distressedjeans, plaid shirt, Stetson … possibly chaps"
Dream date: "Any bar with a mechanical bull"
7. Sergei Kostitsyn: "Yes, he is young .. but So. Damn. Cute."
Age: 21
Marital status: Single
Hair: Light brown
Eyes: Blue
Would look good in: "Dark jeans, tee-shirt, super-soft brown leather biker jacket"
Dream date: "Hit the clubs and see if those moves translate to the dance floor."
8. Francis Bouillon: "Like his play, Frankie’s hotness is underrated. Dark Skin, dark hair, dark eyes … Love it, love it, love it"
Age: 33 next week
Marital Status: Married, children
Hair: Black
Eyes: Brown
Would look good in: "Pyjama bottoms"
Dream date: "Night skiing, followed by hot tub and drinks in front of a roaring fire"
9. Steve Bégin: "Icy blue eyes, heart the size of Texas … ’nuff said"
Age: 30
Marital status: Married, children
Hair: Nope
Eyes: Blue
Would look good in: "Another tee-shirt and jeans stud muffin"
Dream date: "A weekend in Quebec City during Carnival"
10. Patrice Brisebois: "Has that tall, handsome Frenchman thing going on … reminds me of Vincent Cassel"
Age: 37
Marital status: Married, children
Hair: Brown
Eyes: Brown
Would look good in: "Rivals Kovy for high-fashion potential … I’d go with a skinny suit"
Dream Date: "Cirque du Soleil, then dinner in the Old Port"
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Carey Priice is soo number one! But I love Komi alot too!:D
Thank you! I think that too!;P
Price at 6? What! He is the embodiment of gorgeousness!
I second that! The hockey’s the thing but it’s nice when it comes in an attractive package! And come on – can you guys actually say you watch women’s beach volleyball for the sport?
Nothing at all but this is the equivalent of enjoying music because those Jonas Brothers sure are hot. If that’s anyone’s idea of hockey, the apocalypse cannot be far off.
Boone, you picked this list didn’t you? Don’t lie..
Lanny Mcdonalds moustache.
( i know he was not a hab )
Do I listen to pop music because I am miserable?
Or am I miserable because I listen to pop music?
Is there something wrong with woman enjoying hockey?
Maybe it cuts in on the “guy-time” some males might cherish… but I enjoy having a drink and chatting hockey with women.
Do I listen to pop music because I am miserable?
Or am I miserable because I listen to pop music?
the hottest Hab is Kirk Muller!!!
I’m with Woah_Dana on this one. The eye candy is definitely a bonus. I watch the sport because it’s amazing… not for the handsomeness.
While there definitely are a lot of women out there who only enjoy sports for the hunky guys (& hey, it annoys me more than it could ever annoy you) please don’t paint us all that colour!
The cuties on the team are just a bonus for me.
GO HABS!
Ok Who makes the Unhot List ?
Ohmygawd! Women and hockey? Is this where it leads? Soap opera statistics and this People Magazine type nonsense? The only hot Habs we should be concerned about are the ones in the scoring race that begins Friday in Buffalo. Me? I like the way hockey players looks in April, when eyes are hanging out and they have stitches on their stitches!
The rich & famous change wardrobe 2-3 times a day..
for some of us evening wear is what we put on this morning.
Do I listen to pop music because I am miserable?
Or am I miserable because I listen to pop music?
Speaking of sexy players, did anyone ever find that mullet Jagr sportted back in his Pens years hot?
just a question..
Do I listen to pop music because I am miserable?
Or am I miserable because I listen to pop music?
Where is Max (Lapierre)? My daughter and my girlfriend think he is #1.
I guess I do with my party pooper comment but then again perhaps I can tune in to The View for actual hockey discussion.
Yes, ma’am! You are in the minority in NHL-fandom, based on all the “Puck-bunny” garbage that seems to litter the net…
Props to ya! Dana
“The drive for 25 won’t be a cake walk, but the team is up to the challenge.
Let’s GO-HABS-GO!!!”
Agreed!
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No way, Carey Price should be number ONE.
Wheres Saku ? youd think the ladies would be into him
Canadas Team, Gods Team You name it The Habs are it
i’m not gay (i’m ripping off seinfeld when i say “not that there’s anything wrong with it) but do the ladies get all flustered when they see Viggo Mortensen? all i gotta say is this guy exudes class and he’s not hollywood bigheaded and he’s working class and very political and he’s a HABS fan who wears HABS t-shirts, and anything at the TORONTO movie festivals and sarcastically acts like he “shouldn’t” be wearing that there … knowing the rivalry and you CAN see it in his eyes that he hates the leafs and that’s why he wears it at the toronto film festival. i love this guy. can we get him to drop the puck at center ice this season?? somebody make this happen?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkSIlZJftys
On the physical scale I have to go with Komi, but the dream date Carbo wins hands down.
Exactly what is “Evening wear” ?
Drive For 25 Is Alive!
Same opinion here. I love hockey for hockey.
But wait, where is MAX LAPIERRE??? He really should be on this list. He is such a hottie. Just look at a pic of him on here, he is standing with Mike Komisarek and Brisebois at the Grand Prix. So hot
all of them actually, even Brisebois looks handsome in that pic. He’s even hotter in real life.
My hand to God I did not.
Puck bunny garbage, you hit the nail on the head!
My biggest fear is meeting a Hab & them just brushing me off thinking I am exactly that. I don’t want to sleep with them, I just want to shake their hand & if in the right place, buy them a beer! lol
GO HABS!
I wonder how Gainey gets top 5?…
Back in the day, Sam Pollock was Top 3 … behind Jean Béliveau, but way ahead of Jim Roberts.
Can’t believe Booner didn’t crack the top 10:
10. Mike Boone: Short, stocky, balding, bespectacled blogger with wry sense of humour, wit to spare and immense following.
Age: Unknown
Marital Status: Married
Hair: White
Eyes: Blue
Would Look Good In: A beer ad.
Dream Date: I’ll let someone else complete the profile, it’s getting late.
Thank god the games start tomorrow….
Hahaha. I’ve never posted here on Habs I/O before, but with this one I just couldn’t resist. Catering to the female reader, I see
My list would be different than this one, but I do agree with your anonymous female on a few. Carey Price would be #1 on my list
and, on another note, I too enjoyed this post. I’d agree with most of the Top 10.
Just saw the tribute to Luc Bourdon, well done by the Canucks. Don’t know how well they’ll play tonight, I needed a tissue myself along with Luongo.
Oh my goodness, the montage, the song … a very nice tribute. I won’t lie – I cried. What can I say, I’m a sappy girl…
I just got home from school, watching the ‘nucks-flames on CBC…GOD I missed hockey!
LOL @ this topic, very interesting choices
Sergei Kostitsyn would be my number one, with Kovy right behind him (only falling behind due to the ring on his finger.)
I saw the guys all this week at the Verdun Arena – I work for the Montreal Juniors and one of our offices are there… and its our arena.
I’ll be sure to pass on the list next week when I see them… post it on their locker room door.
ROFL! Oh, you have to wait in the wings and spy on them. I want to know how they react! lol
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Way too much thought put into this.
Breeze DOES look like Vincent Cassel! I pointed that out last year.
My girl JMac only has eyes for Carbo, although she did goggle a bit at the magazine cover with a shirtless Kovy.
A question that immediately reveals me to be a middle-aged fart of the male sex, but who the hell is Vincent Cassel?
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“Deserves” got nothin’ to do with it.
11. Mike Boone: Medium height, stocky, comb-over bespectacled blogger with wry sense of humour and immense ass.
Age: 60
Marital status: Divorced
Hair: White
Eyes: Blue
Would look good in: A hallucination.
Dream Date: Laptop dancing
Obviously the dream date with Boone would be a Habs game in a shady bar, with too many scotch on the rocks.
Maybe some Karaoke in China Town after, with Boone wearing his tie around his head.
Good times!
Do I listen to pop music because I am miserable?
Or am I miserable because I listen to pop music?
“Would look good in: A hallucination.”
Hilarious
Do I listen to pop music because I am miserable?
Or am I miserable because I listen to pop music?
Can’t believe they’d leave out Gorgeous Gorges. Shame….
Jimmy Roberts would head the list of candidates on the “unhot” list with careful consideration given to Claude Provost