The lamest video you’ll see today

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Maybe all week.
Ottawa: Such a cool, hip, happenin’ place.

And once again, we are thankful that Annakin Slayd lives in Montreal.

83 Comments

  1. Nitroslices says:

    Comment on the video..Boy are we bored! No Habs until Friday…

  2. punkster says:

    Like some of the crap I post here this video is not to all tastes. The kid’s tryin’, I’ll give him that. No criticism from me.

    ***Subbang Baby!!!***

  3. DLN-CH4Life says:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttipS6ViP7k

    This is The Montreal One That Came Before, And Is Much Better….or…not that horrible.
    That’s what 5 days of no hockey will do to you.

    -DLN

  4. Habfan4lfe says:

    This song just made me hate rap that much more, not to mention the Ottawa Senators. God I hate rap.

    • CharlieHodgeFan says:

      Gomez wrote it. With help from Gauthier.

      Gainey told them to.

    • K-hab25 says:

      You’ve got my support 100%!! I listened to that garbage when I was young and immature, but after my daughter was born that garbage was excluded from life. It’s ignorant, sexist and pathetic. I was wathching suburgatory with my daughter and they had a scene with a middle aged white lady pulled up to a stop sign bumpen a rap song, with her saying she’s a “gangsta” I was LMAO, until I realized that is the middle class. Atleast here in the states. It’s all just a joke to them, they don’t realize the seriousness, of the BS they’re listening too. It’s all just a joke, but it isn’t to the trash rappping it. It’s very serious to them and in that context, it’s even more disturbing. I’m 100%! against censorship, but selling this garbage as “pop” music is wrong. I love black/death metal, but I would never want it forced on us the way rap/hip hop is. It’s wrong.

  5. caladin says:

    I might take some heat for this, but what about trading for Filip Kuba? Big veteran D-man who’s contract expires after this year. He was terrible last year but has been good this year, and shouldn’t cost a lot to pick up.

    • savethepuck says:

      Marky will be back soon and lot of people are worried about what we will do with Emelin when he comes back as it is. Our D has played very good the last week or 2. I don’t think we need anymore DMen to complicate things.

      “They don’t hang Conference Championship Banners from the rafters here”
      Carey Price

  6. Propwash says:

    Worst……rap…..song……evar!

    _____________________
    Dooooooooooooooomed!™

  7. crazyhabsfan says:

    Oh Em Gee… LOSER

  8. J.J. of Turku says:

    Gomez scored a hat trick. Too bad it was Mario Gomez from Bayern München.

    http://media.turku.fi/kamera1.html

  9. 24 Cups says:

    There’s something a lot lamer than this video – like Ottawa’s 3rd jersey. Gives new meaning to the big “O”.

    http://www.senatorsextra.com/main/senators-third-jersey-revealed

  10. JIMVINNY says:

    Rappers in glasses look nerdy. WHITE rappers in glasses ridiculously so.

  11. cashbagg says:

    How is this any more cheesy than anything Anakin Slayd does?

    Not to mention that Anakin Slayd song’s are total Habs jinxers.

    Please, no AS this year!!

  12. SeriousFan09 says:

    Tinordi is the first of many prospects who will get their first pro deals this year.

    Brendan Gallagher, Michael Bournival, Danny Kristo are all practically locks to get pro deals to restock forward talent on the farm. Our defence is going to be completely reshaped pretty much with Tinordi and than Nathan Beaulieu, Morgan Ellis and Greg Pateryn all eligible for pro deals.

    Hamilton will shuffle out a lot of players to make room for these new young guns.

    - I shall always remember Captain Koivu. Habs and Hockey.
    SF09 on Twitter

    • Sal says:

      Good to see the cupboards are full, and, a promising group to boot. Gonna be fun to watch this group in Hamilton over the next several years. Thanx for keeping us updated SF.

      Sal from the Hammer

    • Morenz7 says:

      At the risk of sounding naive, maybe the Tinordi signing is just an expression of good faith. He opted for the OHL when he could have gone to college—in part because the Canadiens wanted him to. And he’s developing much as they’d hoped. I thought he looked very promising in his NHL exhibition games, like he’s meant to play against big men and needs only to learn the timing.

      Here’s what the London Free Press said about him couple of weeks ago:

      “…the Knights don’t want Tinordi to fight much — not like he did as a rookie last year or at the NHL first-rounder’s training camps with the Montreal Canadiens.

      “They need him on the ice as he’s quickly developed into one of the OHL’s better defencemen.”

      I might add that he’s the captain of a very good Knights team this year.

      • SeriousFan09 says:

        Knights are #1 in the CHL right now in fact.

        One of my fellow prospect fiends speculated the team and Tinordi were already mostly in agreement about a contract during camp, this was just final details. I believe there was also talk from Gallagher’s agent that the Canadiens are in talks to get the WHL scoring sensation under contract soon as well.

        - I shall always remember Captain Koivu. Habs and Hockey.
        SF09 on Twitter

        • Morenz7 says:

          Intriguing, Robert, thanks. A sidenote on the Tinordi-fighting issue: he suffered an eye injury in a fight on Oct. 14, so I hope he keeps a lid on the fisticuffs from here out. Would love to see him play for the Yanks at the WJCs.

          • SeriousFan09 says:

            He lost the fight, but to a guy who was the equivalent of a professional goon in the OHL and Tinordi scrapped with him before and took a draw.

            He’ll have to anyway, talk is he is back this week but wearing extra protection (IE a Cage) so he can’t fight for a bit anyway.

            - I shall always remember Captain Koivu. Habs and Hockey.
            SF09 on Twitter

  13. Ozmodiar says:

    A less talented version of J-Roc.

    …and I was trying to come up with a compliment.

  14. Danno says:

    After the spoof on the Subway ad, Jacques Martin raps:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOcS0dybrH8

    ________________________________________

    “Hey Richard, two minutes for looking so good!”

  15. DearyLeary says:

    Odd timing to sign Tinordi to his entry level deal.

  16. Chuck says:

    Quoting Guns N’ Roses in a rap song? Yeah, lame.

    But hey, at least he wasn’t wearing some cheesy gladiator costume and reading off of a lyric sheet taped to the inside of his shield.

  17. Thurston says:

    I’ve always found Ottawa to be a nice city when I’ve visited there but, yeah, lame song.

  18. Mattyleg says:

    Guh… is this really the only thread people are posting on?
    The Lamest Video Thread?
    I feel like anything I say on here is invalid because of the thread’s content.

    —Hope Springs Eternal—

    • shiram says:

      not much worthwhile to discuss right now, the boys are not playing.

      Moen for powerforward 2011/12!!

      • Mattyleg says:

        What? Are you kidding?!
        There’s, oh, I don’t know, Gomez…. to talk about…
        We can talk about Gomez and what will happen when he comes back…
        If he comes back. Gomez, that is.
        We can talk about….

        Gomez…

        —Hope Springs Eternal—

      • slychard says:

        I’ll discuss that poutine avatar of your’s…. Haven’t had one in 3 years! I’m jonesing. Severe withdrawal symptoms. Spiders are crawling on my skin. Leprechaun’s are whispering nasty suggestions in my ears which are, speaking of my ears. floating away from my inflamed skull like dragonflies! Send me poutine in this God fearing poutine prohibition country I live in? Please?

        +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

        The HABelicious HABe (pr. babe) leaned forward and told the bruins fan; “Kiss my HABS!” He took one look at her displayed HABS and realized her HABS were indeed quite kissable, as opposed to his Big Bud ugly Bruinettes with their hair teased sky-high and excessive make-up. A tear ran down his cheek knowing her suggestion was a tease so he did what any red blooded man could do, he converted to HABSnation. All is well.

        • shiram says:

          I don’t recal whom posted it, but someone in Florida posted about a restaurant owned by Quebekers, and he said they had excellent poutine there.

          Moen for powerforward 2011/12!!

          • slychard says:

            Probably in Hollywood, I’m in Key West, 4 hours away.

            +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

            The HABelicious HABe (pr. babe) leaned forward and told the bruins fan; “Kiss my HABS!” He took one look at her displayed HABS and realized her HABS were indeed quite kissable, as opposed to his Big Bud ugly Bruinettes with their hair teased sky-high and excessive make-up. A tear ran down his cheek knowing her suggestion was a tease so he did what any red blooded man could do, he converted to HABSnation. All is well.

          • slychard says:

            It’s a nice looking poutine by the way…orange julip on Decarie?

            +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

            The HABelicious HABe (pr. babe) leaned forward and told the bruins fan; “Kiss my HABS!” He took one look at her displayed HABS and realized her HABS were indeed quite kissable, as opposed to his Big Bud ugly Bruinettes with their hair teased sky-high and excessive make-up. A tear ran down his cheek knowing her suggestion was a tease so he did what any red blooded man could do, he converted to HABSnation. All is well.

          • Habso says:

            Twas me, and yes it is in Hollywood. Great place for poutine and other stuff.

          • shiram says:

            Just a good looking poutine I found on google image actually, no idea where it came from.

            Moen for powerforward 2011/12!!

  19. slychard says:

    It’s no better or worse, just another white guy rapping.

    +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

    The HABelicious HABe (pr. babe) leaned forward and told the bruins fan; “Kiss my HABS!” He took one look at her displayed HABS and realized her HABS were indeed quite kissable, as opposed to his Big Bud ugly Bruinettes with their hair teased sky-high and excessive make-up. A tear ran down his cheek knowing her suggestion was a tease so he did what any red blooded man could do, he converted to HABSnation. All is well.

  20. Danno says:

    That Cap city vid makes me want to pop a cap into my monitor

    ________________________________________

    “Hey Richard, two minutes for looking so good!”

  21. habsolutely416 says:

    yawn…used to love hip hop but its all the same. everybody trying to act hard and cool. white rappers need to come up with their own style too.

    ill be in the slot ;)

  22. Kooch7800 says:

    If you want good hip hop check out my band Groove Control

    http://www.groovecontrolmusic.com . Go to the music section and in the player you can put your e-mail in for a free track.

    Album is out Nov 15th enjoy

  23. voyageur9 says:

    and here’s a far less lame video

    did ovechkin — after being benched for the ‘goalie pulled, six guys on, last-minute desperation attempt to tie — really refer to his coach as a rhymes with “pat puck” …. http://prohockeytalk.nbcsports.com/2011/11/02/ovechkin-on-benching-i-was-pissed-off/

  24. Tony McLean says:

    C-rap mew-zak.

    ——————————–
    When Gandhi Gauthier and Mohandas Martin took over from Bob ‘BGL’ Gainey things went from bad to wuss.

  25. shiram says:

    Meh to all those videos/music.

    Moen for powerforward 2011/12!!

  26. Jordio-oh says:

    This video was pretty dreadful. But Annakin Slayd isn’t exactly high quality either.

    By comparison its better, but that doesn’t say much.

    Thankful Toronto doesn’t have either :)

  27. Mats Naslund says:

    I can’t be the only one who thinks they’re both lame like SNOW in ’92.

    So glad the best rapper from my city is: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Moge_dQPeU

  28. arcosenate says:

    That was truly awesome, although I miss the days when Ottawa’s theme was “Technically Beautiful.” Just before the hi tech bubble burst like one of Freddy Mercury’s dates. Anyway…

  29. habitantpeasoup says:

    Thats some pretty lame stuff, all the hockey songs in general are!!!

    SHOOT THE F’Kn PUCK!!!!


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