Please God, let this not be true.
Larry Brooks of the New York Post, who’s well plugged-in, is reporting there may be a LeBron James knockoff television special focused on Ilya Kovalchuk’s decision.
On the other hand, you can see the possibilities of a commercial tie-in:
Glad bags strong enough for whatever chunks we’ll be blowing.
Shout-out to SeriousFan09 for this very apropos video.