What are they trying to tell me?

Someone in Sales has a great sense of humour.

I’m laughing all the way to the loo …

17 Comments

  1. HardHabits says:

    What are they trying to tell me? It all depends!

  2. PureGuava says:

    I have no hate for Gomer either….kinda like the guy. His salary is brutal, and he’s never really produced numbers that justify that kind of cash.

    “Of course I’m crazy, but that doesn’t mean I’m wrong.” – Robert Anton Wilson

  3. P St. Pierre says:

    You are right. I don’t hate Gomez, but Koivu was such a classy individual and an excellent representative of this team as well as a fairly productive player during his tenure here. I wish #11 had his name above it and not Gomez’s. 

  4. PureGuava says:

    Just to quickly compare the stats/salaries of the Gomez/Koivu switch for a moment. In one and a quarter seasons, Koivu has produced significantly more goals, more points, and made much less…..

     

    “Of course I’m crazy, but that doesn’t mean I’m wrong.” – Robert Anton Wilson

  5. Wayne says:

    Huggies – enjoy the ride? Rather perplexing tag-line if you’re wearing a full one IMO. And at my age, I can only choose a winner every other day.

     

    Boone Rocks!

  6. InGaineyWeTrust says:

    Chalk it up to coincidence until you see the Viagra ads, Boone!

  7. jbroderi says:

    you would make a good poster boy for them!!

     

    “I’ll take potent potables for 500, Alex” JB

  8. mon_chums says:

    It looks like more of a commentary on your readers than yourself, Mike!

  9. 24 Cups says:

    As the old saying goes, if the diaper fits……:-)

  10. nick says:

    Took a look around… from where I’ve looked Markov doesn’t appear to be on IR.

    Assuming he does go, MTL gets what half of the salary cap back?

    Boone made a comment the other day about how if he misses the season, MTL will get all of it back.

    I’m confused, does IR and missing the season result in differences on what the team gets back cap wise?

  11. Bryan says:

    The amount of salary cap relief for a player on the IR is pro-rated based on the number of games he is out.

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    The Habs are making me slightly less bi-polar.

  12. Ayan_SB says:

    Hey Boone, check this out.
    It’s from Yahoo’s NHL blog, Puck Daddy, regarding your comments from
    the previous “About Last Night”. You may have created another mini
    controversy. Hey, at least you didn’t call Sabres fans Nazis (I keed I
    keed).

    Tomas Plekanec, Montrea’s top center, is apparently the
    best two-way pivot in the league. This link actually says that. I can’t
    figure out why. Now, okay, granted, I think Pavel Datsyuk is slight
    overrated, insofar as he’s not as good in both ends of the rink as Sid
    Crosby is overall. But like, Henrik Sedin? Maybe Mike Richards or Ryan
    Getzlaf? Don’t you think there are a couple guys in front of Plekanec
    in line for the “Best Two-Way Center” title?

    http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/blog/puck_daddy/post/What-We-Learned-Hockey-

  13. thorandresson says:

    doens’t sound like that guy knows what 2-way center means

  14. andrewberkshire says:

    Lambert is an idiot, always has been. Since hen does Getzlaf play the PK? He plays an average of 4 seconds per game. That’s not a high end defensive talent.

  15. HabsProf says:

    For those itching, like myself, to see Avery get pounded….

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6tVyDi7Aug

    The announcers said they went right for each other, but from the replay, I think Avery went right for Tootoo hoping to surprise him.  Tootoo looked like he was going into the play rather than straight for Avery, but he wisely kept an eye on the little (rhymes with trick), saw him coming, and dropped his gloves on time. 

    Pity the linesmen stepped in as quickly as they did.

     

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    They brought their f____ing toys with them!

  16. Danno says:

    Boone, you really need to speak to your Shop Steward. I know you’re frantically pounding the keyboard trying to beat those tight deadlines, but seriously… The Gazette management should have the decency to allow you to take bathroom breaks for Pete’s sake.

     

    “Hey Richard, two minutes for looking so good!”


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