Opening wide on June 20th: The Love Guru. Mike Myers plays an Indian swami hired as a consultant by the Toronto Maple Leafs.
Justin Timberlake does a French acccent and plays a Quebecer.
Might be even funnier than the in
... that the screaming gladiator on TV is one of my acid flashbacks.
That dipstick didn't REALLY walk up from the Senators' room onto centre ice.
What a pathetic, jive
Having come up with the rock 'em/sock 'em strategy Boston needed to slow down the Canadiens, Pierre McGuire, on Melnick's show today, talked about how to counter it.
No need to panic ... yet.
Canadiens lead the series 2-1. Last night's game could have gone either way – albeit a cruel and unjust way had the Canadiens
Bruins had to win the game.
A screwed up line change in OT, a delayed penalty and Marc Savrd had an open net for the first playoff goal
Sometimes it's better to be lucky than good, especially on nights when a good team doesn't play all that well.
I don't know how much time Canadiens coaches will
Canadiens fly to Boston tonight, but I'm betting it will be a while before they can board their charter.
First they have to get through the metal detector with
Alex Vincent has e-mailed me to explain why the law of averages won't help the Bruins end their 12-game losing streak against the Canadiens.
Kevin Lowe continues to make life interesting for his fellow NHL general managers.
Last summer, the Edmonton GM went on a spending spree. His offer sheet to Thomas Vanek
And the CBC sucks.
But you knew that. Here's the latest evidence:
RDS's telecast of the Canadiens-Bruins opener on Thursday night drew an average audience of 1.48 million viewers.