First home game in 11 days and your Montreal Canadiens dialed up a stinker.
No shots on Washington goal until the game was seven minutes old.
Three in the first period.
First shot of the second period almost 13 minutes in – by which time Washington had chased Carey Price with goals by Alexander Ovechkin, John Erskine, Jay Beagle and John Carlson.
Casey Wellman added a fifth in a languid and meaningless third period.
Final shot total was 34-21.
Oh, and Toronto got a point in Winnipeg.
The Leafs have passed the Canadiens in the Atlantic Division standings.
20 minutes of Garbage Time
Casey Wellman completed a 2-on-1 with Alexander Ovechkin for the Capitals' fifth goal.
Brian Gionta took two boarding penalties.
The Canadiens recorded their first shot almost 13 minutes into the second period.
By then, Washington had chased Carey Price with goals by Alexander Ovechkin (his league-leading 36th), John Erskine, Jay Beagle and John Carlson.
The Bell Centre crowd was chanting "On veut un tir!" by the time Daniel Brière finally got one.
Shots in the period: 15-6.
On the game: 27-9.
Horrible spectacle for the home fans.
The hurt continues
It took seven minutes for the Canadiens to get a shot on goal and almost 11 to get a second.
Final shot tally: 12-3 for the visitors.
And Washington will start the second period on a power play, thanks to Lars Eller taking a four-minute high-sticking penalty while the Canadiens were trying to take advantage of a delayed call against Niklas Backstrom.
On the ensuing PP, Troy Brouwer powered a shot past Carey Price, but the green light was on indicating time had expired.
This team is in trouble.
The Futility Bowl
Clash of the Tight 'Uns.
The Washington Capitals have lost seven in a row and sit seventh in the Eastern Conference's Metropolitan Division.
Clinging to third in the Atlantic Division, your Montreal Canadiens ride a three-game losing streak into Saturday's game at the Bell Centre, where fans have not seen their floundering heroes since Jan. 14.
Neither the Canadiens nor Caps are scoring goals, which is surprising in Washington's case, or converting power-play opportunities, which complicates matters for a poor even-strength team like the Habs.
Fearless prediction: One of the teams will win.
Supplementary prediction: Neither Michel Therrien nor Adam Oates is buying green bananas.
Puck drops 7:10ish.
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