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Letestu: Glove save
OK, now how do I stop this itching?
Oh, is moonset at 7:08? Excellent, there’s still time if you can collect the ingredients quickly enough.
Shake’n’Bake Hives for 7:00 – 7:30 Moonset
-Find a black cat (completely and uniformly black), hold it tight over a table and peel an onion under its eyes so it starts to cry and collect 666ml of its tears.
-Bring tears to a boil while gently whisking in three drops of your blood.
-Add a pinch of salt and some rosemary and set to cool.
-In different pan, cook sufficient amount of bacon to collect enough grease to draw three-foot-wide pentagram on any flat surface anywhere outdoors.
-At exactly moonset, standing in pentagram, drink every drop of the mixture.
-Once downed, pronounce your victim’s name.
-Genuflect three times in the name of Cthulhu.
Quick and easy hives.
Carle is an issue because he’s somewhat fragile, he tends to end up on the IR each season, last year was his longest with a 4-month rehab from shoulder surgery and he missed a few weeks this year already. He tends to get pretty banged up in the AHL and if he gets crunched there, the team can’t feel too confident about his NHL prospects.
Carle ATM is rarely called on because he would have to be placed on waivers to be sent back down so calling him up means he has to stay up here or risk letting him go for nothing.
– I shall always remember Captain Koivu. Habs and Hockey.
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